JOHN CROW'S CATCHPHRASES

There's a buzz on the street about John Crow's Currentzicks . Apparently, this fellow has come up with some ridiculous terms that are taking the internet by surprise. Some people say they're brilliant, while others just think they're plain strange. One thing's for sure, though: John Crow's Currentzicks are definitely stirring things up. A Tale of

Bro, I swear on my mama's grave, you gotta slam on the brakes right now. I mean it ain't safe. Exit your vehicle and make a break for it. Trust me, you don't wanna know. Dude! We gotta get outta here fast. There's cops on our tail. Keep your cool {driving away|{turning around|running back to the car. Die Doh It's a Real Emergency It'